theatlantic:

In an internet statement, Al Qaeda confirmed the death of Osama bin Laden, reports Reuters and the Associated Press. The statement appeared on militant websites today pledging that bin Laden’s blood “will not be wasted” and the terror network would continue waging jihad. “We stress that the blood of the holy warrior sheik, Osama bin Laden, God bless him, is precious to us and to all Muslims and will not go in vain,” reads the statement.

Read on at The Atlantic Wire.

That sounds simulacral, as if Will Ferrell were yelling it on an SNL.